Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:34 PM
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I hate when there's two girls in a facebook profile picture and I'm not sure if the girl commenting is the hot one or the land whale.
Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:16 PM
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I wear a pretty distinctive jacket that I wear around campus. Saturday night in Austin a girl offered me a blow job in exchange for my jacket. I still have my jacket.
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Sunday, 17 March 2013 12:11 PM
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As is typical of me when I've just shaved all of my annoying pubic hair off, I can't wait to masturbate to some great porn tonight when my roommate is asleep. No hair to get in the way this time. Such anticipation!!!! :-)
Sunday, 17 March 2013 11:02 AM
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Sometimes I see things that remind me of her and it makes me sad inside. I can't get over the fact that she left and I'm alone.
Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:43 AM
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I have a crush on this Latin girl travels by A-Train from Hebron to Downtown Denton. We are taking Route 9 every single morning to come class. I just want to say you are incredibly cute.
Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:38 AM
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Men's restroom located in BLB near to the 090 smells like sperm.
Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:32 AM
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Before I bought a dildo, I would use my hair curler as a dildo.
Sunday, 17 March 2013 10:17 AM
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I am a nymphomaniac