Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:17 PM
I only have one testicle.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 05:14 PM
I want to join a sorority but I'm not blonde, skinny, or bitchy enough.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:42 PM
Look all i want is a good girl who is smart, got some meat on her, a beautiful smile, likes to cuddle, go to the movies, being wined and dined, and appreciates study dates. None of that twerking shit.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:36 PM
I'm a freshman girl and I basically want a fuck buddy...
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:16 PM
Why don't the University let residents date their RA's? I will bang my RA without or with the University approval. #nojoke
Thursday, 05 September 2013 04:09 PM
Most of the freshmen girls are hot and sexy, I just need one to fuck every night, and that's all I am asking from you girls!
Thursday, 05 September 2013 03:35 PM
Everyone on campus is ridiculously attractive. I feel like I don't have a chance, so I don't talk to anyone unless they're next to me in class.
Thursday, 05 September 2013 03:06 PM
I feel like the only freshman girl who doesn't want to bang everything that walks. What happened to real relationships? Come on UNC, keep it classy!