Chicks are equally if not more flakey than their male counterparts... #JustSayin

It makes me sad to see all these posts about students who are lonely on this campus. People should go check out the student activities office, there's a student club or organization for everyone on this campus! Each club or org is looking for people just like you! This is UNC, we are all bears, and we cant wait to meet you! GO BEARS!

Dear blonde girls at DP Dough today around 6:30. Sit on my face please.

It's one of those nights where I wonder what is wrong with me. My room mate is having a night out while I am sitting in my dorm wondering why I have a hard time going out and making friends. I blame high school.

Honestly..If you're not trying to turn the fuck up in college, then why are you here? I get great grades, yet I rage my face off like no body's business..College is the time to get it all out..DUHHHH!!!

I wanna hook up with my RA

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos.

I'm visiting UNC this weekend and hoping to Jesus and his disciples that I find a fantastic girl who actually cares and wants to chill for the time being. I'm tired of giving a girl my number and then:
A. Can't hold a conversation
B. Has a bf (yet they still give me their number)
C. Isn't interested in me (Why give me your number if you aren't?)

Please keep me entertained and chill with me I'm not that hard to please