How do you nicely tell someone that you're really annoyed and kinda hurt by the fact that every single time you're hanging out, they ditch you for their boyfriend? I mean I get that you love him and shit, but do you need to spend every waking moment with him? Especially when you're in the middle of set plans?

One of my life goals is to convert a lesbian.

You'd think that after 2 weeks of being in close proximity with around 10,000 people you might find at least a couple friends. Nope #NoFriendsForLife

Not really a confession but to the girl that was being security at the door of Louis's and I'm assuming your place, you made my fuckin night. You are fuckin awesome, that shit was toooo funny.
-Sincerely, Stoned Ass Kid on the porch

I was coming back to campus one night after a party and, i ended up getting stuck on top of a fence that i attempted to climb. It was hilarious!

I got so drunk wednesday night i threw up in the dinning hall on my food tray thursday morning hahaha

Dakota in Math 120 is so cute! I'm in that class talk to me please!

I don't even go to this school...I'm just someone who sits on Facebook and reads all the interesting things people say on this page.