My roommate and I pretended like we were drunk and flirted with the dominos guy to get our pizza for free. We tipped him, we're just really broke.

Just transferred here this semester. First party I go to I black out and give this dudes bathroom a shiny new coating of vomit... I love UNC...

Please excuse my rant but when I message a girl on Facebook it would be nice to get a reply. I think I'm an attractive-ish dude and when you don't reply it's like a slap in the face. Atleast have the decency to tell me you don't want to talk or think I'm creepy....that would be better than nothing ladies.

Katie S is one of the most beautiful girls I know

SO I know this Aussie exchange student and I would love to get my hands....all over him. I am not looking for love, I just want a good time with an Australian guy. I want a crazy story to tell my girlfriends. Does that make me a slut or just wild?

The beautiful guy in Wilson named Connor. How you doin?

To the dudes on the 6th floor of North hall. Hello ;) a few of you are quite attractive!

I'm hungover.