Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:53 PM
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Pool party today! Come find us!
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:51 PM
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Dear freshman girls,
How in the HELL do you go party on the weekends in heels? Who are you impressing, limping around like that?
Sincerely, Wise Fool
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:48 PM
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Dear UNC,
How about night football games? That way the sloots will cover the F up, and the guys wont spray their beer sweat on me. Oh wait. No lights.
Sincerely, Wise Fool
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:45 PM
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I want to bitch slap whoever hires these damn teachers with accents so thick you can't understand them. This is utter bull that your ching-chong accent alone has the possibility of failing me.
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:43 PM
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I may or may not still watch Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:33 PM
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It's days like this that I wish I was better at making friends, instead of sitting in my room watching Harry Potter all by myself....
Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:14 PM
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Saturday, 07 September 2013 03:09 PM
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All of my friends joke around that I should be a male stripper. Little do they know, I actually strip two nights a week. I make more than enough to pay tuition and rent.