Friday, 06 September 2013 02:29 PM
To all you freshman girls, I will be hiding in the bushes after dark.
Friday, 06 September 2013 02:23 PM
White girl has some ass. Can't believe it.
Friday, 06 September 2013 02:16 PM
I'm going to clean my house today...and by cleaning, I mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:53 PM
First week of freshman year, my roommate walked in on me having sex. That wasn't the worst part. The worst part is I freaked and came all over my floor.
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:49 PM
That awkward moment when you have an extra ticket to Gabriel Iglesias... But no one to go with.
The quiet girl with no clue how to talk to people.
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:38 PM
I just wish a nice cute guy would ask me out on a date. I feel so hideous at this school. Guys never give me a second glance cause I am not the perfectly skinny beautiful girl. I have an average face, and little bit of chub, and stretch marks. The only guys that hit on me are creepy 40 year Olds. #foreveralone
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:31 PM
Caleb W I've had a crush on you since freshmen year. I know you have a gf but if something happens between you too let me know ;)
Friday, 06 September 2013 01:22 PM
To the girl who said guys should go for personality as well, i'd probably take you out to dinner ;)