I want to meet my future husband here :)

As a gay guy I think balls are so weird, but all of sudden you come across a guy who only has one.... you really miss the other one.

I'm a CSU student and I find UNC girls are so much easier to hook up with.

Andrea B I helped you get your mail box open and you seemed hella chill. I'd love to get to know you better!

I jackoff in the shower in our dorm... its easier you know... no mess... you kinda just aim it on down the drain..... oh and i also whacked in one of the dorm rooms in wilson hall on the 2nd floor......in the sink :)

I've had sex with three of my professors. Is this illegal?

I work at one of the dining halls and sometimes one of my supervisors takes me down to basement to have some good ol naughty fun while on the clock ;)

If you go to a restaurant and tip less that 20% I hope you burn in hell! I don't care if you think less than 20 is acceptable. Servers literally live off their tips since we get paid 4 bucks an hour and most of that gets taken for taxes. Just remember, if you're a dick to your server and tip poorly, WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND.