If you go to a restaurant and tip less that 20% I hope you burn in hell! I don't care if you think less than 20 is acceptable. Servers literally live off their tips since we get paid 4 bucks an hour and most of that gets taken for taxes. Just remember, if you're a dick to your server and tip poorly, WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND.

Pool party today! Come find us!

Dear freshman girls,
How in the HELL do you go party on the weekends in heels? Who are you impressing, limping around like that?
Sincerely, Wise Fool

Dear UNC,
How about night football games? That way the sloots will cover the F up, and the guys wont spray their beer sweat on me. Oh wait. No lights.
Sincerely, Wise Fool

I want to bitch slap whoever hires these damn teachers with accents so thick you can't understand them. This is utter bull that your ching-chong accent alone has the possibility of failing me.

I may or may not still watch Clifford the Big Red Dog.

It's days like this that I wish I was better at making friends, instead of sitting in my room watching Harry Potter all by myself....

I talk girls out of rushing for Sigma Kappa and to join the other sororities because 90% of you girls are seriously stuck up.
#sorrynotsorry #whatgoesaroundcomesaround