Wednesday, 29 January 2014 03:18 PM
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Some guy down the hall screams in the middle of the night. Please stop bro
Saturday, 25 January 2014 03:39 PM
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I don't always steal, but when I do, it's the napkins from the dining hall
Thursday, 02 January 2014 04:47 PM
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I moved out of my apartment because my roommate kept telling me Game of Thrones spoilers.
Monday, 30 December 2013 03:41 PM
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I slept with my preview staffer.
Friday, 30 August 2013 05:10 PM
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I am in a Sorority, but none of my Sisters know I suffer from bedwetting....