Thursday, 27 February 2014 09:31 AM
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I hate holding doors open for people. Nothing gives me more satisfaction than to smack the door on some unsuspecting woman.
Monday, 24 February 2014 07:30 AM
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I got so drunk Friday night that my friends have a video of me falling over side ways! Ughhhhhhhhh the hang over........
Sunday, 23 February 2014 03:17 AM
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I'm hot and I know it but I can't talk to a girl for the life of me! Sucks to be me haha
Sunday, 23 February 2014 03:15 AM
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My friend is in a relationship but has other guys on the side just for fun... thats not right and annoys me... show some respect to your boy
Wednesday, 19 February 2014 05:13 PM
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I met a guy on the first weekend at school and we really seemed to hit it off. I haven't talked to him since and now I really wish I'd made more of an effort at that.
Monday, 13 January 2014 11:34 PM
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Woke up in a hospital in Maryland the morning after I'm shmacked
Monday, 13 January 2014 11:33 PM
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Pissed my bed and my bitchy roommate wasn't here for the weekend so I just switched our mattresses..she ended up transferring
Saturday, 06 April 2013 11:23 PM
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Emily F is cute