Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:52 PM
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Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:19 AM
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I've gotten cheated on by 2 different girlfriends on spring break. I'm single this year.
#Fuckthat #TrustProbz
Friday, 31 January 2014 04:51 PM
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I like to stare at my teacher's boobs
Friday, 31 January 2014 04:50 PM
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I secretly put lemonade on my roommate's bed to make it look like a dog peed on her sheets
Friday, 31 January 2014 04:46 PM
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I have hooked up with 10 guys on tinder...no shame and no regrets
Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:24 PM
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I use my boyfriends Xbox 360 controller to masterbate
Thursday, 16 January 2014 10:13 AM
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I hate that Pomfret has a fob entrance on the creeper hall now. Jenn gave me the best blowjob of all time in that bathroom!
Wednesday, 18 September 2013 09:47 PM
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Sorry. I like Kappa Sig, but it was really lame the other night. Come on guys. Sigma Chi was so much better.