Wednesday, 27 March 2013 08:39 PM
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I've had sex with a guy who had a small penis and let me tell you size does matter to a certain extent
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 08:37 PM
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I like to fart in my hand and smell it
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 08:34 PM
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the next time some fucker robs one of us at gunpoint, i hope they get punched in the face. and the crotch. with an empty glass bottle of wine. and robbed.
#karma
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 08:18 PM
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I've been listening to Taylor Swift for the last few days. Religiously. I'm a male.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 07:37 PM
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I feel so bad for my roommate, he had some bad food and is now running to the bathroom every five minutes. I also feel bad for the people in our hall.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 07:18 PM
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Any hot guy want a blow job that will make you blow your mind?
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 07:06 PM
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My professor beat me in basketball.
Wednesday, 27 March 2013 06:15 PM
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When my roommate is an asshole I get up late at night and stick his hand in some water for about 2 hours and then remove the cup. He always wakes up with his piss all over his bed.