This one time I accidently yell Go JJ reddick at a terps game.....I'm very sorry guys .... and maybe I find coach K a little sexy

I masterbate when my roommate is in the room.....Sorry Karl.....to my credit though this Sailor moon porno is really HOT!!!!

To the guy asking about boner girl, how attractive are you? After I blow you can i make you a sandwich? Maybe give you good sex?

I've order so much Panda over the last few months that I've just started sleeping with the delivery boy.... I'm drunk and I need to kill two birds with one stone...get my freak on and get my orange chicken on as well

I don't even go here I randomly liked this page to annoy my friend who goes to your school. My school actually has its own confessions page and I gotta admit, this page is 10x better. You guys say the most hilarious shit! Hahaha xD

To the blowjob girl- I'm probably cute enough for ya but I'm ticklish. Can ya hang? Pancakes after?

Sometimes when I get a boner tourists show up looking for the Washington Monument.

So I just don't understand why all guys (sorry to generalize) at least the ones in my life are douchey and do not want a relationship. wth? I don't understand whats wrong with having a relationship. All guys wants to do is sleep with you and move on....This is so depressing, all I'm asking for is someone to cuddle with :(