Friday, 29 March 2013 07:18 AM
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My freshman roommate was (and still is) a stereotypical racist asshole. A whole year later, and it still angers me
Friday, 29 March 2013 07:16 AM
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I would have sex with all the women of the westboro baptist church.....there all so sexy
Friday, 29 March 2013 07:15 AM
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I miss mittens sometimes......just kidding.... I got a dog so were all good
Friday, 29 March 2013 07:11 AM
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I like to eat M&M's out of my girlfriends butthole.....Love you S....you're the best girl a guy could ask for.....Someday I'm gonna marry you and maybe just maybe you'll eat M&M's out of my butthole
Friday, 29 March 2013 07:10 AM
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I did an African-American once. It was weird. And it was really weird being around her father and siblings. For a moment, I was just sitting there being all white. "What's this cracker boy doing with my daughter?"
Friday, 29 March 2013 01:16 AM
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My favorite thing to do is to meet completely random and new people. Let me know if you want to hang out :)
Friday, 29 March 2013 12:37 AM
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If you happen to see a dude with a blue backpack cruising around on his longboard with yellow wheels, don't be afraid to say hello :D
Thursday, 28 March 2013 10:07 PM
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I wish I could find a girl to sit down and play video games with on boring weekends or something