Friday, 29 March 2013 12:30 PM
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I am attempting to learn a months worth of coursework in the next three days for my midterm. may god have mercy on my soul.
Friday, 29 March 2013 12:14 PM
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I'm a guy and I've never masturbated in my life... people think I'm joking when I tell them.
Friday, 29 March 2013 11:20 AM
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I can't stand sorority girls. Every one I've come across is vapid and irritating. Also, hearing you talk about your littles and bigs for a month straight made me want to rip my hair out. And because I know someone will comment - no, I am not jealous!
Friday, 29 March 2013 11:03 AM
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If you're not in a frat, why did you come to college?
Friday, 29 March 2013 10:58 AM
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I wouldn't say I'm racist, but I just really hate black people
Friday, 29 March 2013 10:27 AM
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I've never had an orgasm before. I feel like I am missing out. Maybe it's me, or maybe I just need to find a guy who knows what they're doing. Step it up UMD, learning how to make a woman feel good should be
#1 on your priority list.
Friday, 29 March 2013 10:25 AM
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I love Duty, Call of Duty
Friday, 29 March 2013 10:22 AM
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I reached my arm out to shake someone's hand at work and my looneys wrist band slipped out from under my sleeve. The guy who's hand I shook just laughed and said "I bet you feel great today".