After reading 50 Shades of Grey, I feel like I can be a sex god now. And yes, I'm a guy interested in girls. ;)

Grehg, I just wanted to let you know that I think you're a really cool guy and someday, I'd like to drag my balls across your face.

Ladies, As long as I have a face you'll always have a place to sit!

I'm not into dudes and I wish there was a girl equivalent to Grehg.

my roommate is out for the night, and I'm now alone in my room...ladies ;)

Grehg I'm the guy and I wish I could talk to you personally.like not over confessions. But I don't go to the school I just saw it and saw how attractive you are. I wanna be friends man

I came out to all my friends last year and I felt free, but now I hate how the group of gay guys I hang out with judge everyone. They know everyone on campus and I think they see themselves as the rulers of the university. I feel bad that I'm now hopelessly associated with these assholes and people have to deal with them everyday

I need to find a girlfriend before I graduate.....also chickenbutt