Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:49 AM
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I sharted on your mom once.....your dad watched.....he was into it
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:11 AM
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I miss giving head
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:10 AM
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I was in the bathroom at hornbake and this girl starting moaning as she took a shit, it was the oddest thing...
Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:09 AM
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I'm a very independent woman, that likes to be in control, but in the bedroom I love to be dominated, such a turn on
Sunday, 31 March 2013 10:12 AM
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I hate when parties/the bar fail to have toilet paper in the bathrooms. It makes you have to make split-second drunken decisions which are never good . . . and definitely not proud moments.
Sunday, 31 March 2013 09:09 AM
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If I was gay I would love UMD..... cuz theres alot of gays around here.... GAYYYYY PRRRRIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, 31 March 2013 09:06 AM
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Green jelly beans actually taste pretty good
Sunday, 31 March 2013 08:08 AM
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I keep having dreams about my ex. It sucks. I'm super happy with my new boyfriend and my old one was a psychopath but now I feel weird going to sleep knowing that he'll just show up again. He's Freddy Kruegering me!