Thursday, 04 April 2013 12:35 PM
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I never realized how much I prized Coca-Cola products until I came to this school.
Thursday, 04 April 2013 12:00 PM
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I use Starwolf in super smash bros even though I know fox is a better character....I just like playing on the darkside you know
Thursday, 04 April 2013 11:59 AM
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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
UMD just put another f*** paper one on the way
THESE ARE MY CONFESSIIOOONSSS!!!
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta post a part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I saw UMD lose Iowa
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give some more depressing news of my confessions
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Next to those all niters hyped up on mountain dew
I gotta get my roommate to leave so I can sadturbate, sadturbate
He tells his mom he’s fine and I’m eating cake
The first thing that came to mind “ was soon?”
Second thing was what was the time…it wasn’t noon
Third thing was me changing my underpanaanntts! (cause I’m a big boy now)
Gotta say bye bye to that B minuuss!
-I got lazy, sorry....Morals O.T.D.
Thursday, 04 April 2013 11:58 AM
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I want to shit on a plate at the diner and serve it to the people that work there....so they know exactly how i feel when i eat at the diner
Thursday, 04 April 2013 10:50 AM
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For the people feeling depressed about themselves keep in mind that no one is an island. By that I mean, no one accomplished anything, no one won anything, no one created anything without that support of everyone that has ever existed. We are all standing on the shoulders of not giants but each other. We are a collective organism and the whole is infinitely larger than the sum of our parts. Truth is a human by himself is completely worthless. Put Newton or Jordan in the middle of a jungle and they both would die. People don't think like this people are selfish, but everyone depends on everyone in this world. That is the truth. Always remember that there is no point in comparing yourself to the most admirable person you know because in the grand scheme of things that person is only as capable as a baby. It is the collective that is powerful. Humans are only as good as their ability to work together and make the most of everyone.
Thursday, 04 April 2013 09:15 AM
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I work for Police Auxiliary. When we ask you at the gate where you are going, we really don't care, it's just what we have to do. And yes, we have actually gotten people arrested using the gate.
Thursday, 04 April 2013 09:04 AM
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Idk if Maryland is a southern state or a northern state...like look at campus we are right by DC but we have a farm on campus...are we southern people or northern people?
Thursday, 04 April 2013 07:49 AM
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Every time I leave my girl friends apt in the morning I unleash a huge fart and it feels awesome.