#2075 I'll confess I play solitaire, the game invented for the lonely, way too much.

#2074 It bothers me when I have a dream about someone in my life that I have never thought of like that before. Then I am unsure how to interpret said dream.

#2073 I often dance like a spaz in my car while listening to disney songs I have no regrets

#2072 I confess that all I want in a girl is a taste in heavier music and a subscription to Netflix. It is a simple list of things to want but it seems no one on campus likes heavier music what gives women!?

#2070 from my experience, the guys of phi delt are the only true southern gentlemen on campus. They may not be the best looking, but at least they treat all girls with decency and respect.

#2069 "My child deserves to have a dad. But he made it clear he'd rather be a kappa sig." Thats the text I just got. I confess that you guys have a way of making a girl feel sooo good about herself... And once you get it, you make it clear that we are just your piece of ass for the night.

#2068 Being in college taught me that with or without my degree, I make more money as a waitress. #teacherprobs #ihatefacebookhashtags #ijustdidthat

#2067 I brought the motto to my friends in Pinkerton last year
IF IT AINT NAILED DOWN ITS FREE!!!!
Lol good times