#91 I think the guy I used to hook up with secretly tape us having sex with this weird baseball shaped sphere on top of his closet. I am waiting for the day where it comes back and bites me in the ass when I run for office in 10 years.

-if it was taped without your permission you can sue and become Kim Kardashian

#88 Everyone who goes to LSU talks so bad about Southeastern but I can't see myself anywhere else!

-LSU and SELU are two very different places, I'd much rather be here

#87 I took IT 111 the drafting class got an A all I did was copy and paste my classmates drawings

#86 I slept with one of the math professors. A few times. While I wad his student. Woops.

-I hope you enjoyed the "long division"

#89 Going Greek was quite possibly the best decision of my life!

-word.

#85 Majority of the "gangtas" that hang around the union everyday aren't even enrolled in college. They buy a school bag, then go to southeastern to hang out and "spit game". Like gtf, and do something with your life #obamasupporters

#90 Where have all our prints gone? We are paying the same amount for prints each semester but our numbers keep declining.

#84 My roommates girl friend is so effin annoying. All she does is sit around, eat, sleep and bitch. Like she won't even do any chores. If your lazy ass is gonna bum it and not paying utilities you best lift a finger and make me a sandwich.