Monday, 03 February 2014 10:24 PM
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I threw up in the dorm hallway, blacked out for 2 hours, drank some more...in the morning I was naked in someone's bed.
#oops
Monday, 03 February 2014 10:21 PM
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Flappy Bird makes me suicidal
Sunday, 02 February 2014 02:54 PM
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Don't low how to tell my friend that I slept with her boyfriend at a party!
Saturday, 01 February 2014 08:03 PM
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The first time i had sex in college was at a party with some cocky fat dude. It only lasted three minutes!!!
Thursday, 30 January 2014 06:47 PM
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I was at a party when I had to take my birth control. So I washed it down with a shot. Hopefully it still worked. ;)
Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:16 PM
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errrr, blacked out and woke up the next day with vom on my bed and a bloody nose.
Sunday, 26 January 2014 04:55 PM
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I hate my ex but I always go back to him when I'm drunk because I love his penis
#nomorals
Sunday, 26 January 2014 04:18 PM
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Fucking this slut in the ass, carried her to the kitchen, made and ate a pizza while inside her and didn't offer her a slice