I ate a girl out when she was on her period. No ragrets.

Sometimes I wonder how so many college kids can get drunk and fall off buildings. I thought people would learn it was a bad idea, even if they are drunk

Overheard a couple of college females complaining about not getting enough attention when they post their naughty bits on reddit and not making any money doing camshows. You can't just post your shit online and expect everyone to ooh and ah. Everyone with an internet connection has seen tits. Pay attention to those that do get attention or are making money. I bet they are a bit more creative. Make it a game. Interact. If that's what you want to do, more power to us, but so it right. Stand out. You don't have to be the hottest or even the kinkiest. Just be interesting. Fuck vapid and shallow.

And before all the hate rolls in (the hate always rolls in), porn is legal. It's a billion dollar industry, so I guarantee I am not the only one watching. If that were true I could have bought my own country by now.

So its a Monday night and me sand some buds throw a blowout party in East Halls, when the hot RA caught me intoxicated, I told her, I will give you the night of your life if you don't write me up. The next thing I know she tells me to strip down, to make the long story short, my night was so good that not only did I not get written up but I coundn't cum for a week

Just made the sex with a girl from penn state and she got her period right in the middle of it. When I pulled out it looked like a fucking murder scene.

My boyfriend goes to RVCC and he thinks we only have to sex. But I have sex with daily guys up here.

Our one prof likes to suck off the freshmen. = Ew

I fucked two of my professors in one day. No lie. No condoms on. (Btw I'm a chick) nobody found out until I got really shit faced and told a group of people at a party. Luckily they were all drunk enough to forget the next day.