Saturday, 17 October 2015 12:30 AM
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Stephanie J. Wow can that girl suck a dick. Best head ive ever had hands down. I'd do anything to have her looking up at me while she sucks again.
Saturday, 03 October 2015 10:47 AM
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Dear person with the financial aid guy obsession,
Chill.
Sincerely,
pretty much everyone
Friday, 02 October 2015 11:47 PM
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We wanted a child. We love each other so much. He loved me. He loves. But if he were to have stayed, It would have been the end of him. Now that he's left me, it's the end of me. I hope this term goes by well. I'm not well at all.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 10:49 PM
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All I do is play it over and over in my head. I pass the financial aid desk just to see you, and imagine it all over that counter.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 06:12 PM
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Doesn't your reproductive system just throb the first week or two when school starts and you feel like you must mate with the entire fucking campus. So glad I don't have a penis right now. I'm about to pounce the guy in financial aid.
Wednesday, 30 September 2015 06:08 PM
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How do I ask out a staff member? They're not my instructor. Pretty sure he's ten years older than me. *throb*
Monday, 28 September 2015 03:09 PM
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What kind of sadistic professor decides to use WordPress as an alternative to D2L? Not to say D2L is well put together or anything, but trying to use WordPress as a discussion platform is an awful idea.
Friday, 25 September 2015 08:37 PM
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You know shit's weird when you're the only guy at a pole dancing studio. Don't get me wrong, it's fun and all, but it's pretty damn out of character for me. Kinda like the weirdness of it, though.