Saturday, 21 June 2014 07:31 PM
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If Hannah M knew what I was packing without me having to be a giant pervert, she would want the D
#MarryMe #Smokeshow
Saturday, 21 June 2014 07:28 PM
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Saturday, 21 June 2014 07:25 PM
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I have decided to fuck a girl from every state. Ohio-15 Minnesota-1
#48toGo
Saturday, 21 June 2014 07:22 PM
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Had to stop banging a girl because she said "felt like I was losing my virginity again"
#TooMuchGirth
Friday, 13 June 2014 11:05 PM
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Thought about getting a goodnight sleep for once next to my girlfriend but then I got horny so I woke her ass up. She's used to it by now
#thatshowidoit #noshame
Monday, 05 May 2014 07:43 AM
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I blacked out the other day. Woke up In Lincoln tower naked and a carrot was in my ass... I'm a straight male, it was a freaky chick hopefully! Didn't stick around to find out
Monday, 28 April 2014 12:22 AM
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I know you told our RA some BS story. I think you're absolutely insane, I'm glad you're gone.
Friday, 04 April 2014 09:33 AM
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My boyfriend and I ate an entire stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut together last night. Neither of us have stopped shitting...