Thursday, 25 April 2013 11:45 AM
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I blew some kid in chubbys bathroom last weekend. I felt like hell was going to freeze over before he finished cumming. On a positive note, I don't think I have to brush my teeth for 2 weeks
Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:46 PM
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i hate a boy that broke my heart. I wish he wasnt drunk. The only time ill show it is when I'm drunk. The rest of the time rememberer I'm drunk and don't Remember better than you.
Thursday, 18 April 2013 12:58 PM
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I am the based god
Saturday, 06 April 2013 04:57 PM
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I ONCE SUCKED TWO DICKS AT ONCE
Thursday, 04 April 2013 01:21 AM
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This girl nicolette in my class is gorgeous. If only I had some confidence in myself to say something to her...
Tuesday, 02 April 2013 11:28 PM
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I un-friended my roommate on facebook. Sorry, not sorry.
Tuesday, 02 April 2013 10:36 AM
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Taylor is a hoe
Tuesday, 02 April 2013 08:36 AM
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During my freshman year me and my friends got kicked out of a fraternity (Phi Kaps) and so we popped their stupid inflatable pool that was outside their house.