Friday, 22 March 2013 05:57 PM
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Oh so you've got a lifted truck?
Sorry about your dick.
Friday, 22 March 2013 05:51 PM
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I hope that tall blonde chick will be out at the bars again tonight... I know you're single so I'm going to make my move
Friday, 22 March 2013 05:12 PM
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I am looking for a cute blonde for my husbands birthday to have a threesome. We are early twenties and would love a cowgirl.
Friday, 22 March 2013 05:01 PM
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A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets...you don't know where to put your hands.
Friday, 22 March 2013 04:49 PM
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Megan is sexy and she knows it!! WOOT WOOT!!! She can dance!
Friday, 22 March 2013 04:10 PM
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You know you're dumb when you think the "Shwag" is the swag..
Friday, 22 March 2013 04:03 PM
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Everyone is having babies or getting married and I'm just over here like should I get day drunk or take a 5 hour nap?
Friday, 22 March 2013 03:38 PM
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Is it weird that I like the taste of cum.....?