I've always been obsessed with guys who have large muscles. There's something about the thought of them bending me over and breaking me that excites me. I heard some kid tore the skin on one of his pecks the other day and I would really like to meet him. I swear I'm a classy broad and can be your lady in the streets but still a freak in the sheets.

I may have gave a damn, but I never gave a fuck

To the girl in my bio 160 class with the baby blue shirt on today dont be afraid to say hi if you think you know who i am

to the guy in the basement of the library in the MSU sweatshirt and a tooth pick in your mouth.... DAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM! seriously you make think Naughty naughty things ;)

Dear long boarders,
You are not cars, do not do your stupid ass weaving on the street during the day taking up the whole lane then blow through stop signs like your king of the fucking world. Next time this happens i will hit you. With my car.

Dammit I was robbed again, someone stole all of my fucks!!

The bartender at spectators broke my debit card.

There's this kid Chris I always see down by the ABB building and in the gym, I think he's an Ag major. I just wanted to tell you that I am so crazy about you! You are one sexy hunk of man!