Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:38 PM
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What does everyone picture when they hear "girl gamer"? Just curious.
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:34 PM
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I like other people's kids, because I can give them back when they get bitchy. It's the same reason I like other guys' girlfriends.
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:29 PM
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I wore a thong to school almost everyday this past semester.....I'm a guy, and no, I'm not gay, I just find them really comfortable. Too bad girls don't find it attractive.
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:16 PM
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Dear Asshole,
Gave you a chance, but thanks for proving everyone else right about you early on. No wonder you can't keep a girl for long ;)
HAGS
~I like my nice guys
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:03 PM
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I HATE when women complain about how there are no nice guys. I was raised a gentleman, I open doors, always wait till the girl is seated, and always pay the bill. Not to mention I am a genuinely nice guy. But when it comes to girls they are to used to assholes, they never stick around. I recently had I girl I thought was perfect,I couldn't stop thinking of her, and treated her like a princess. The lesson i learned; dont give away parts of your heart, because people just don't appreciate it
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:03 PM
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Yup, libertarians are batshit insane.
Thursday, 09 May 2013 10:02 PM
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When you say frat, you only sound like an uneducated nerf herder.
Thursday, 09 May 2013 09:58 PM
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I just rediscovered a poem I wrote for my ex girlfriend when we broke up:
“Prayer For a Fall”
Weathered, twisted, soiled, and burned,
The love we had, by fate was turned,
I long to hold, or even see
The darling face so dear to me
I pushed away in tearing pain
An angel soul I cannot name
For fear that with her by my side
My anguished heart would all but die
And though I miss her more than all
This way is better for the fall
A fall in which I only pray
The angel I will meet someday
In joyful reunion drawing near
A friend will be my angel dear
~Yours Truly~