I've been with 3 baseball players. They don't even know they're eskimo brothers. Suckers.

I believe in more than one god; I am selfish and conceited; I use the Lord's name in vain at least one time every fifty minutes; I drink myself silly every Sunday and refuse to go to Church; I have no respect for my parents; I have murdered two zookeepers and an innocent bystander; I commit adultry - a lot; I am a thief; I bear false witness against my neighbors; I covet all of my neighbor's shit. Especially his cat.

Brenna C. Hmu.

Im the one that shit in the berg 2nd floor showers last year. Sorry boys

Everyone knows that AL and TB are the biggest whores on campus lololololololol.

I get really fucking annoyed when people don't know the difference between your and you're.

Berger and his girl are the first couple I've actually seen stay together and not cheat. Much respect. Get married already!!

I have had feelings for the same girl all year but, as usual I'm about neck deep in the friendzone. She sees me as a complete non-datable entity like her brother or a lamp.