Don't go to Tony's their good is fucking gross.

Fingered my girl so hard I hit her cervix and got blood on my fingers

I'm been trying to get laid the whole summer.. I'm 5 '7' 160 all muscle athletic and play drums.. I hate not being around women.

I once had sex in my boyfriend's frat in the middle of the day while several of his brothers sang afternoon delight from outside the door #noshame

I have never cheated on my boyfriend. It has been 9 months and he is the only one I slept with. #lovehim #wifeme #loyal #NeverCheatOnASoldier

To the beautiful blonde in the ford focus, doing 90 back to EL with you was incredible. I hope you go here. Sincerely, guy in the blue Mercedes.

I know who actually won the ASMSU presidential elections but I'm afraid I'll be removed from my seat and yelled at by the person who rigged the election.

I'm the type of guy that is 22 with a very successful career, muscular, 6 pack of abs, believe in chivalry, women tell me how good looking I am yet, here I am forever lonely. The amount of girls who find how "overly" nice I am shocks me. Do women really love asshole guys that much?