Confession #2322:

"When you look at your ex's facebook profile and she still isn't dating someone better looking than you. Yeah, his strabismus is noticeable from a mile away."

Confession #2320:

"Naked cowboy-you made my day."

Confession #2319:

"On Wednesday around noon of last week, I saw two Tri Sigma ladies driving behind me. The driver was taking endless snapchat pictures of both of them, not paying any attention to the road. The only reason I know they were Tri Sigma is by the front plate with the logo, and we had just left Cajun Field. Ladies: stop worrying about y'all social life for a damn minute and drive. Wait until y'all get where y'all are going next time. From, the angry driver that was in front of y'all."

Confession #2318:

"Really starting to dig Ja'el Mahoney. She is absolutely gorgeous and one of the most sincere girls I know. She is an amazing girl."

Confession #2317:

"I have a huge crush on the lady that works in the parking garage by Girard Park that checks the license plates."

Confession #2303:

"Most of the time I only skip class because of work I didn't finish for another class."

Confession #2302:

"I've been watching this girl for a year so far and i still don't have the nerve to go talk to her. Kirstin Lane is an amazing and an inspiring lady I've come across.I wish i had a chance to know her better."

Confession #2899:

"I think that it's incredibly rude to bring your children to class with you or to the library. If you can find time to make them, then you can find time to sort out your childcare arrangements. It's terrible, this is an adult environment and they are usually disruptive."