Monday, 24 March 2014 07:43 PM
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#770 Hello cute guy that works at smoothie king...where have you been?!
Monday, 24 March 2014 06:16 PM
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#769 LSU your dining halls are shit. We go to school in Louisiana where some of the best food in the country is and you cant even make a proper meal at the 5 or 459. The only way to eat your shitty food is to be baked out of your mind. But because I have to get baked before I eat your shitty food I am now broke. Either you can start paying for my weed or make better food.
Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:54 PM
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#768 I'd been hung up liking this girl from a sorority for about a year or so, but she's in one of the bitch-sororities... I kinda wanna fuck all her friends and meet the cool sororities now
Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:50 PM
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#767 To the beautiful tall girl with long dirty blonde hair in the Arts program, you're a goddess and have made my Tuesday blunt rides special all semester
Saturday, 22 February 2014 01:29 AM
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#766 I want my CMST 2060 professor more than anything. I can't even pay attention in class. All I can think about his him throwing me on his table and fucking the shit out of me. an he always catches me mid thought and hold this intimidating eye contact that makes me scream inside.
Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:48 PM
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#765 Id fuck my stats lab TA.
Wednesday, 12 February 2014 12:57 AM
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#764 I sucked on a girl's titties with gum in my mouth. It stuck all around her titties! Good thing she thought it was cute
Monday, 10 February 2014 12:57 PM
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#763 I really want to try and walk onto the football team but all I've heard is that I'm not strong enough or fast enough. I'm six foot, freshman, and 200 pounds. I dunno if it's even worth trying because all I could really play is linebacker