Sunday, 16 February 2014 03:59 PM
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#30 I take a GoPro to all parties just so I can remember what the hell happened! P.S. sorry I stole all your toilet paper...
Sunday, 16 February 2014 03:24 PM
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Sunday, 16 February 2014 10:44 AM
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#28 I go to parties and really want to have sex with some of the guys but since I'm into BDSM I know that they won't be able to satisfy me. They'll just expect me to lay there like a dead fish while they don't do ANYTHING exciting. So now I don't even waste my time.
Sunday, 16 February 2014 01:56 AM
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#27 I invited a booty call over and gave him head so that'd he open my new jar of apple sauce
Saturday, 15 February 2014 08:03 PM
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#26 I love when my roommate leaves for the weekend and I have the dorm to myself. I don't hate my roommate; but at the same time, I don't really like her either. :/
Friday, 14 February 2014 12:20 AM
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#24 I go away to college to escape my parents but some girl on my floor has her mother spend the night on weekdays and her mother proceeds to yell at my friends and I to quiet down.
Thursday, 13 February 2014 05:29 PM
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#23 I really like this girl but I think she's out of my league. I'll confess when I get to Gold V
Thursday, 13 February 2014 12:56 PM
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#22 Ate mexican last night. An A bus was crowded. I was standing in the aisle. I had gas. Yea...