Thursday, 27 February 2014 10:14 AM
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#55 I just took off my bra in the middle of class. Of a lecture hall of about 200, the cutest guy in class watched me do it, and smiled. I want to say to him, "I have time after this class. Meet me in the stacks and I'll take off more than that :)"
Wednesday, 26 February 2014 09:46 PM
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#54 Who the fuck thought that breaking up with someone would be so difficult? This shit sucks, especially as a second semester senior.
Tuesday, 25 February 2014 05:32 PM
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#53 Really? Student debt AND you release my SS number? What a dick.
#thanksmcrobbie
Tuesday, 25 February 2014 06:58 AM
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#52 Over Xmas break, I saw my English professor who gave me a B last semester at a sex club in Chicago. She sucked me off.
Monday, 24 February 2014 09:04 PM
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#51 I am Batman
Monday, 24 February 2014 08:11 PM
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#50 I'm scared to walk from Ballantine to the bus stop by Jordan hall at night because of the numerous crows shitting everywhere!!
#birdshitfoedayz
Monday, 24 February 2014 03:21 PM
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#49 My ex and I just broke up because he wouldn't sleep with me for the last two years. I'm pretty sure he's gay. Now I just want someone to fuck the shit out of me for days.
Sunday, 23 February 2014 02:53 PM
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#48 I had a sex dream about a guy that I currently work with, except for I'm actually engaged to another man. I love my fiance, but the sex dream was so hot. I need some serious help.