The rocker chick that works at Game X Change. I think I have a massive crush on you. I wish I could ask you out, but I never see anymore. I also don't want to come off as a creeper by going to the store everyday.

I want my ex out of this school and out of my city for good whats the plan?

Pamela C. I've had a crush on you ever since I met you at a on campus job. You have the most beautiful eyes and I would love to take you out. I had to quit the job after a short period of time and I never see you anymore. Did I loose my opportunity? I hope not!

There's this guy at Maple whose really cute, and he's always hanging out with this black girl. I think his name is Jake or Blake or something like that, and I cannot, for the life of me, tell if he's gay or not. If you are gay, I'd love to take you out for a drink or something:)

When someone says something about how they act happy on the outside and are down on the inside but they want people to talk to I get really mad. Don't hide shit if you want it to be noticed. Or if you don't want it to be noticed don't bitch when it isn't noticed.

Not only am I in love with my fraternity little bro, but he's also completely straight. my life is awesome.

That awkward moment when your stomach makes squirting noises in front of the whole class because you're on your period and bloated as fuck. FML.

met someone cute in my economics class, got talking with them, found out we're related : / why me.