I shit on the coats

I've got a crush on Nick Saban

I love me some big ol boobies

After Halloween last year, my friends and I removed the screens to throw a decaying pumpkin--or two--out the window of our suite.

I've got a huge crush on a TKE

Anyone else tired of "Little Macs while they hot"?

Ive been to Saga while drunk...and Tommys

One night before I transferred I stole a firextinguisher from a frat blew it off then ripped president Wilson's parking sign by shirk out of the ground and a friend threw it into a tree and on my walk back to funsell I ran on top of like three cars oh how I miss nights like those