Wednesday, 06 December 2017 04:22 PM
I still fantasize about Dillon Hoy
Sunday, 03 December 2017 11:16 PM
The other day I had an unwanted boner. To get rid of it I tried distracting myself by deriving the quadratic formula in my head. The boner intensified.
Saturday, 02 December 2017 05:42 PM
The only problem with wearing my Heelies around campus is when the bitches get so wet that I hydroplane.
Friday, 01 December 2017 06:19 PM
A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets...you don't know where to put your hands.
Friday, 01 December 2017 06:38 AM
I am in love with my ex who is dating another friend of mine. I really want to tell him and get him back.
Thursday, 30 November 2017 07:33 PM
I think of my best friend when I masturbate. We're both female.
Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:37 PM
I'm head over heels for my best friend. Her live-in boyfriend doesn't know we've been sleeping together for 8 weeks. I know we won't end up together, but I can't stop.
Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:20 PM
I'm moving into Bengal Creek next semester, I'm just wondering how the fuck I'm gonna find time to masturbate with a roommate.