To the dude in the gray compression boxers and tattoo(?) on his right pec or shoulder, we're curious as to the night you had to have spent the night in the wrong hamline apartment. (5/14)
But thanks for the great end of the year story! #lockyourdoorsfolks

I have a donald trump body pillow

Rip Hamline confessions

Dear Hamline,
You might be a neoliberal if your fake protest signs include quotes from antisemites (Voltaire) and slave-owning rapists (Thomas Jefferson)

Keep on having sex in the Hamline apartments- whoever you are. It's loud and turns me on.

anyone else attracted to Hamline Hardware Hank? I think he would be a gentle lover.

I'm lowkey really sexually attracted to my girlfriend, but I know it's kinda messed up so I haven't told her because I don't want to make our relationship weird. I know it probably wouldn't go over well if I told her, but keeping it secret feels kinda wrong too... which kinda gets me off but also makes me feel dirty in a bad way. Pls shame.

How does a professor who is always talking about how everyone can see what you post online get fired for making a post online??