We thought misogyny was no longer needed and then along came that selfie song.

Those hoes in that video don't need Jesus they need Chris Brown.

The problem isn't shirtless pics the fucking problem is that every jack off in Pueblo think he's some kind of fitness guru because of his IG selfies and gym tips he got off of fucking Google. Otherwise known as the C & D average high school athletes who weren't good enough for the next level so they became exercise science majors so one day they can become YMCA coaches and PE teachers and brag to 7 year olds about how much they lift and how cool they were in high school.

Out of all the guys that commented on that shirtless pic post I counted a grand total of one guy who's legitimately jacked enough to at least pretend to be Pueblo's budget Jay Cutler the rest of you are skinny little white kids with the torsos of Ghandi and bunch of 11 year old girl scouts. Looking like you belong in Ren and Stimpy cartoons isn't putting in hard work it's just your dad being small passed his runt genetics down to you.

If you GloboGym Cobras worked the books as well as the weights maybe you'd all aspire to be more than the Vince Lombardi of the Bamtam football league. Fags

Guys that take shirtless pics are attention whores. The way I see it, these are people who grow up without getting attention from their parents at home. It's just sad how they look for attention on social networks. Same thing goes for girls who take selfies like every single day. That's High School shit.

Women can do anything as well as men except:

-Driving a motor vehicle
-Parking a motor vehicle
-Urinating while fully upright
-Letting go of past grudges and grievances
-Letting shit slide without filing a sensitivity lawsuit
-Shopping quick and efficiently
-Admitting when being wrong
-Moving heavy furniture
-Avoiding Black Friday fights over $6 toasters
-Saving money
-Resisting the urge to gossip about friends and co-workers

Went to South Padre Island for spring break this year and ass
fucked and ATM'd some chick who said she was from North Dakota.


Winning

Ashley Baker.
Just because it's April fools day doesn't mean you get a free pass for being an asshole. You can't just say something hurtful and then get away with it by saying "haha April fools!" I could say to you you are a dumb bitch who is socially very awkward. I could say that no one likes you because you bitch, complain, or try to brag all the time. I could say that you are too immature for even this college and that's saying something. Haha April fools, bitch! It's not your sense of humor. It's just you being an oblivious asshole. Cheers!

Looking for a place to live. My current lease ends in July. Prefer to be close to campus. I'm a girl, don't smoke or drink, don't want a place with someone who parties a lot. Cleanliness is a MUST! My budget is about $400 a month! Would like to have a small cat or dog if possible. Like if you may be intersted and I'll add you !

You see America's healthcare system was like PornHub with the 5 video limit. It wasn't perfect but it was okay and it did the job. Then along came Obamacare which is like the LiveJasmin popup. No one wanted it but it popped up anyways and just fucked up everything. Now the browser is frozen as we try to close the LiveJasmin Obamacare popup while leaving the PornHub tab intact. Until you realize it's time to CTRL-ALT-DEL this Jasmin bitch!

FUCK YOU OBAMACARE AND FUCK YOU LIVEJASMIN NO ONE WANTS THAT SHIT!