People in my ward always wonder why I'm so willing and eager to donate blood when the ward blood drive rolls around. It has nothing to do with a desire to serve. Truth is, I have a needle kink.

My boyfriend came up my butt and now I've missed my period. I was told I couldn't get pregnant from anal sex, I don't know what to do.

I'm shipping Jack Frost and Elsa an embarrassing and almost creepy amount...
I'm sure it would be fine if I were a girl, but I'm gonna have to punch so many walls to regain my manliness

So to have facial hair at BYU requires an official medical "beard exception". Seriously? Jesus had a beard.

Met a Mormon gal and I REALLY like her. Even though I don't agree with Mormon theology, I have no problem respecting her values. Hard part is her roommates act more like babysitters. Feels like I'm dating the entire CJCLDS. Why are some folks so intent on being up in everyone else's business?

Today some douche took my clothes out of the dryer and stole the majority of my drying time. When i went down to collect my clothes i found them damp and on the flow while my dryer still had three minutes on it. I proceeded to take the little f'ers clothes, place them in the sink and turn the taps on.

TAKE THAT DOUCHEBAG

So let me get this straight... You are legal adults, but if someone tells on you for having sex with your gf/bf you'll get kicked out of school?

So I had sex with my teacher what do I do