"I was gettin head from this white girl. she told me to tell her when im about to cum cause she hates the taste of semen... i busted a huge nut in her mouth. she got pissed and left. oh well, on to the next"

"The Vue pool party was the funnest I've had since coming to ASU. The people, the music, the booze.....everything about it was perfect."

"The musician people here are really strange and do not know how to party."

"I don't know who organized the Vue pool party, but everyone from the hosts to the DJ needs to keep this momentum and throw some more parties. Days like yesterday are why I chose to come to this school."

"I hate that since I am in a fraternity everybody thinks I have a big dick. I am far below average...and it is really hard to live up to the hype. 3.2 Inches hard is solid right?"

"I LOVE BEER. Nobody really understands how much I do though. I'd pick beer over liquor every time. I'm pretty positive I've drank more beer this semester than water, and it's part of the reason I have more guy friends than girls. If you don't like beer, idk if I can be friends with you."

"When I get really tired, and I still have a lot of homework to do I masturbate to wake myself up."

"I'm not gay, but i love staring at my dick and comparing it to other guys's dick. While peeing in a urinal, i just casually look over, and if mines bigger, i take a small step back to see if the guy next to me will look at mine and be disappointed."